Joe: "Oh shit dude, Angelina Jolie is so fucking hot! I'd tap that in a second."
John: "But you never, ever, ever will, Joe. Ever. In fact, by the time you're old enough to even remotely have a shot, she'll no longer be hot. The very fabric of spacetime is stopping you from tapping that ass."
John: "But you never, ever, ever will, Joe. Ever. In fact, by the time you're old enough to even remotely have a shot, she'll no longer be hot. The very fabric of spacetime is stopping you from tapping that ass."
by Bigkahkistan January 23, 2009
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Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
by jolina April 12, 2005
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Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.
Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.
by HelloSidney May 12, 2008
Get the angelina jolie mug.A youtuber for a roblox game called Loomian Legacy. He dresses up as anime girls and gets made fun of often by his fans. He usually acts entitled just because he is a youtuber and got a dev role for basically being a youtuber. He begs people for free pvp sets EVEN THOUGH he is the pvp dev of loomian legacy and should be creative. He steals pvp support and balance help from others as well and runs the most cancerous meta teams possible. On his set guide videos, he always steals any good sets from his friends, and the only sets he comes up with on his own are 200/200/100 TP sets. Oh, yeah, he also married a female sedimars.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the Jamiy Jamie sedimars set guide?
Person 2: Ayyo, holy shit. Didn't he steal the set from i_eaturface and marry the sedimars aswell?
Person 2: Ayyo, holy shit. Didn't he steal the set from i_eaturface and marry the sedimars aswell?
by LeArmenti November 4, 2020
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by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007
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