1 definition by Bigkahkistan

A woman you will never have sex with
Joe: "Oh shit dude, Angelina Jolie is so fucking hot! I'd tap that in a second."
John: "But you never, ever, ever will, Joe. Ever. In fact, by the time you're old enough to even remotely have a shot, she'll no longer be hot. The very fabric of spacetime is stopping you from tapping that ass."
by Bigkahkistan October 13, 2008
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