Johannes

This can also be a name for girls! Johannes may look quiet and shy at first but if you befriend her your life would probably be shining with rows of rainbows and weirdness. But if you like or have a crush on her, just go and ask her if she likes you too. Also she is smart, hot, kind, generous and the girl who would always be there for you(Also not a plastic friend). So gurl *snap* *snap* be like JOHANNES!

Rupert: Hey this girl made my life smile. I think i like her.
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .

Johannes by JohannesThat November 25, 2016

Johannesburg 

Widely known as the largest city in South Africa, it is also an expletive used in place of "god damn" or "holy shit". (made famous in the great state of North Carolina).

Steve: That shit is 50 bucks man.
Javier: Johannesburg. I only have 30!

Johannesburg by teep July 25, 2006

Johannesberg 

johannesburg is a city in south africa. was created due to the mining industry. home to words like "poes", "ganja" and "toke"

"ya you poes lets go toke that ganja in your car outside and watch out for the pigs dude." "watch out for that dude standin over there i think he likes your phone bro"

Johannesberg by Greg February 2, 2005

Johannesen 

William Johannesen is someone who no one likes and thinks he's top shit. Everyone hates him

Guy 1:"Is that William Johannesen, no one likes him, cant he just realise that he is a stupid druggo with no future"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I think his ego is fucking massive"
Guy 3: "Some say u can climb up to his ego and jump down to his IQ and DIE"

Johannesen by CYKA CYKA BLAT October 12, 2017

johannes bartl 

a sexy beast

Person 1: Yo who's the stud dating Amanda Cerny?
Person 2: It's Johannes Bartl!

johannes bartl by nooneelsecomparestoyou June 22, 2019

johannes

Johannes is the german word for calling someone lazy. It's often used in heated conversations between two people. It's origin is unknown but some theories say it changed over the years due to language barriers.

You are such a johannes. Go finish your work.

johannes by Der Gerät October 5, 2023

einar johannes 

einar johannes is an entety that can give u the best fuck u will eksperianse. he will perform a so cald "little L" and bring joi to your life. he is sexy and better than any Håkon you will find. he can also kiss u like a god.

girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.

einar johannes by søs søk January 5, 2021