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poo jogger

A jogger that poos on other people's property while on their morning jog.
The female poo jogger, whose actions were revealed by The Sunday Telegraph, was caught after Porters Liquor at Pyrmont found a “deposit” in its back lane.
by Runmeover July 21, 2018
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cock jogger

A cock jogger is a person who jogs or moves around a party suckin as much cock as they can. The motivation for being a cock jogger is often a college bet....how many did you jog tonite? It can be a type of sorority initiation.
Jenny cock jogger(ed)12 at the kappa delta mixer last Saturday!
by mr.moss May 28, 2007
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russian jogger

1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.
I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.

I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.
by Burningxpubes December 11, 2016
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farting jogger

A sexual position where a woman or man lays across a table or bed and is engaged in anal or doggy style sex. The male stands behind the reciever, enters the anus or vagina, and jogs in place for intense stimulation as well as farts for added pleasure.
Hey honey, you want to do the farting jogger position? It's my favorite!
by Pooki January 14, 2008
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Jigger Jogger

A jigger jogger is a young, pretty female beverage cart attendant at a golf course.
Fore! Shit, Dan, you almost hit the Jigger Jogger! She sure as hell isn't going to stop now unless we give her a huge tip.

Jigger Joggers make the best bloody mary's!

If you tip the Jigger Jogger well then she will come around more often.
by MidMo Slang Queen September 20, 2017
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Morning Jogger

A morning jogger is an absolute wet wipe of a person. Boring, predictable, annoying.
Have you heard much from Lew and Jon?

No, they have turned into morning joggers .
by WeNeedaMedic January 19, 2019
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muddy jogger

Similar to a dirty sanchez, the male removes the penis after anal sex and wipes the feces on the feet of the sexual partner.The partner then proceeds to walk, stand or rub the feces covered feet on the other partner. A mix of foot fetish and feces fetish.
"Dude, last night instead of the typical sanchez, I did the muddy jogger."
by Jagermeister989 August 19, 2007
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