Jizztastic

Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"

a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

by GodLikeBritishKid April 11, 2009

jizztastic

Something so exiting that people who see/hear/smell/or think about it jizz in their pants.

Those muffins are so jizztastic.

by brennan JP August 8, 2010

jizztasticousity

the measure of how jizztastic anything is

dude the jizztasticousity of the girls at this party is so much higher than last weeks

by mama kass August 9, 2010

jizztastick

Something that when you SEE,TOUCH,HEAR,FEEL or TASTE that is makes you ejeculate or jizz in your pants.

Bruddah that chocolate cake is jizztastick.

by secelsmike January 20, 2011

jizztastic

something that is so good awesome or fantastic that you jizz

hey tom remember that pub we went to, that was jizztastic

by jizmman May 20, 2011

Jizztastic

Jerking off worthiness

"Amputee Porn is JIzztastic, I like to beat my meat to it"

by Jizzalot CockThrobbington June 30, 2014

Jizztastic

When your jizzing and haveing a fantastic time

Dam shawty that anal sex was jizztastic

by Jizzlord69420 February 24, 2022