Jizzst

As in "Jist" but to be used as a reference towards something/someone that is hot.
Usually occurs when talking of Batman, Patrick Wolf, James or things of equal hotness.

"omg, Patrick Wolf ;D"
"oh yeh?"
"YEH, his jizz glitters don'tcha know"
"ohh amazing... i get the jizzst"

by BatmanRocksMySocks September 6, 2009

Jizzstance

Combining the well known words jizz and distance, jizzstance refers to how far one's semen can travel when ejaculating. Men are typically fascinated with their jizzstance and sometimes purposely delay sexual acts for days to establish new personal records.

Dude, I just set a new record for my jizzstance. I waited a whole week and then watched Clueless. I almost hit the TV screen when Stacey Dash made her first appearance.

by Rizznitz May 11, 2013

jizzaster

disaster
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005

Jizzster

(noun) One who partakes in jizzing

Hey! That jizzster just inseminated my wife!

by Tehl337 April 25, 2004

Jizzfisting

When you jizz on your knuckles and then punch a hoe in her pussy and her the bitch pregnant!

jizzfisting is the best!

by wankerslavedave December 16, 2008

jizzaster

When something goes bad during sex.

Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster

by peterminator February 22, 2011

Jizzstache

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.

Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!

by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011