The reason the world will end in 2012. Dairy Queen's overpriced products will trigger DQ product designers to desperately create a mixture of porn and ice cream to promote sales: the "Jizzard." The resulting atrocity will herald the collapse of the Earth's civilizations.
I would like a number 69 with an Oreo Breasticle Jizzard instead of the Pepsi.
Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.
Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.
by Mighara June 26, 2010
Get the Jizzard mug.A popular game in which 2-12 players pick a different vehicles and attempt to masturbate onto them in order to achieve the highest score.
Points are allocated depending on the location, model and part of the car that is 'Jizzed' onto. Bonus points are awarded for occupants being inside the car at the point of ejaculation.
The ultimate top scorer during a game of 'Jizzcar' is to 'jizz' onto the windscreen of a poilce car at a red light, with a policeman in the driving seat and a criminal in the back. The rarity of this event makes it legendary and known as the 'MEGAJIZZ'. Few have achieved this.
A time bonus may also be given, for example, at a red light, you have very little time to work with and so achieve a higher score.
Open windows are also very highly scored. if you are able to 'Jizz' onto a confused driver, you are very highly skilled at 'Jizzcar'.
Points are allocated depending on the location, model and part of the car that is 'Jizzed' onto. Bonus points are awarded for occupants being inside the car at the point of ejaculation.
The ultimate top scorer during a game of 'Jizzcar' is to 'jizz' onto the windscreen of a poilce car at a red light, with a policeman in the driving seat and a criminal in the back. The rarity of this event makes it legendary and known as the 'MEGAJIZZ'. Few have achieved this.
A time bonus may also be given, for example, at a red light, you have very little time to work with and so achieve a higher score.
Open windows are also very highly scored. if you are able to 'Jizz' onto a confused driver, you are very highly skilled at 'Jizzcar'.
Dude, did you see Jak win at 'Jizzcar' yesterday? He totalled destroyed the competition! He managed a 15 second jizz onto the roof of a moving landrover! That takes some skill!!!
by Martin_is_angry August 11, 2010
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Get the jizzard mug.to jizz like a wildebeest during an orgasm; sometimes referred to as dropping a bucket of white paint
*after a jizzgasm* dude did somebody drop a bucket of white paint? ummm....yeah. They went....that way. O_O better go get them. o.O...>.>....o.e......BITCH GO GET THEM!
by Chuck Lee Bobby February 8, 2010
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Stacy : yo have you eaten jeremys JizzTarts yet? heard there really good
Amanda : No... but I really want too!!!!
Amanda : No... but I really want too!!!!
by Dylan Weideman January 24, 2018
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