A popular game in which 2-12 players pick a different vehicles and attempt to masturbate onto them in order to achieve the highest score.
Points are allocated depending on the location, model and part of the car that is 'Jizzed' onto. Bonus points are awarded for occupants being inside the car at the point of ejaculation.
The ultimate top scorer during a game of 'Jizzcar' is to 'jizz' onto the windscreen of a poilce car at a red light, with a policeman in the driving seat and a criminal in the back. The rarity of this event makes it legendary and known as the 'MEGAJIZZ'. Few have achieved this.
A time bonus may also be given, for example, at a red light, you have very little time to work with and so achieve a higher score.
Open windows are also very highly scored. if you are able to 'Jizz' onto a confused driver, you are very highly skilled at 'Jizzcar'.
Points are allocated depending on the location, model and part of the car that is 'Jizzed' onto. Bonus points are awarded for occupants being inside the car at the point of ejaculation.
The ultimate top scorer during a game of 'Jizzcar' is to 'jizz' onto the windscreen of a poilce car at a red light, with a policeman in the driving seat and a criminal in the back. The rarity of this event makes it legendary and known as the 'MEGAJIZZ'. Few have achieved this.
A time bonus may also be given, for example, at a red light, you have very little time to work with and so achieve a higher score.
Open windows are also very highly scored. if you are able to 'Jizz' onto a confused driver, you are very highly skilled at 'Jizzcar'.
Dude, did you see Jak win at 'Jizzcar' yesterday? He totalled destroyed the competition! He managed a 15 second jizz onto the roof of a moving landrover! That takes some skill!!!
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2) That guy who will probably steal your girl and jizz on her face.
2) That guy who will probably steal your girl and jizz on her face.
1) "I aspire to be like Jizzgar in the future."
2) "Oh shit, Jizzgar just arrived. Get your girl and let's dip."
2) "Oh shit, Jizzgar just arrived. Get your girl and let's dip."
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1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
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Get the jizzcat mug.1. When you take a jizz on someones guitar. Usually out of anger or jealously.
2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.
2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.
1. Tom: "Man, that guy is a prick to me, I'm going to give him a jizztar sometime."
2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"
2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"
by Darth_X April 17, 2008
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The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.
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