Jizzbomb

An exceptionally large water balloon full of nasty sticky semen used for humiliating someone at a party. Throw at passing cars for additional entertainment.

Dude, i destroyed Stevo's self confidence at his party with a warm jizzbomb.

The poor bastard in that car probably thought a flock of fucking eagles all shit on him at once when i nailed him with that jizzbomb.

by Blake A October 16, 2004

jizzbomb

When you are very horny and start jerking off to a good porno you'll drop a jizzbomb after a while.

"Oh my goodness I'm so horny today I think I'm gonna drop a real jizzbomb"

by <ShiZZel> November 30, 2006

Jizzbomb

When a russian child becomes 16, they throw special birthday parties. The main event is when the Jizzbomb is brought out. It is a large cake that when the candles burn down to the bottom, it explodes and white cream flies everywhere on everyone's face.

Boris: The load from that jizzbomb was huge, it coated my eyes!
Marissa: I know, i was so excited. I licked all that jizzbomb off good.
Your mum: FUCK MY BOTTOM, jizz in my eyes.

by j7x November 25, 2006

jizzboobtastic

when someones jizz goes all over someones boobs in the shape of a star

trevor: OH MAN MAN LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT MAN!!
chris: oh really, why man?
trevor: CUZ I JIZZBOOBTASTIC ALL OVER LEXI'S BOOBS MAN!!
chris: oh man man thats whats up.

by xxBARBIIExx November 27, 2011

jizzbox

A box of used condoms.

Randy gayer than aids Peck, keeps a box of used comdoms in his closet, because he loves the smell of his own jizz.

by Randy Fudgepacker Peck September 4, 2003

subteranean jizzbomb

A special move/superpower employed rarely by the jizzbomber in which an enemy is fended off by ejaculating in his/her Jimmy John's sub.

My friend pissed off the jizzbomber and was pleasantly surprised when he received extra special sauce on his JJ slim sub sandwich. He was unaware of the effect of a subteranean jizzbomb on his psyche.

by Black Caesar December 9, 2008

jizzbomb

One part jizz, two part red bull. Its like a jager bomb but with jizz, drink until drunk.

Sweetlips got sloshed off of all the jizzbombs he drank.

by Dan Carle December 31, 2007