jizznastics

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.

She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.

by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

Jizzaster

1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.

2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role

3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.

"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"

by HalJalikeakik May 31, 2015

Jazztastic

Jazztastic means cool , awesome , legit , cute , handsome , sexy , and pretty much almost anything you want it to mean that is positive .

She thought that her new hat looked jazztastic with her new outfit .
He thought his banana split tasted jazztastic .

by Jazztastic queen of da Kitties October 25, 2015

Jizzsicle

when you jizz in a popsicle tray and freeze it and then feed it to ur girl/ or hated enemy. (food colouring may be added to help)it is also when u jizz on somebody in the cold and it freezes like an icicle made of jizz.

"hey billy how u like'n that popsicle over there?"
"Oh its pretty good what kind is it?"
"its a Jizzsicle u douche bag!!!"
"ahhhhhhhh nooooo!!!"

by Brentos the fresh maker July 16, 2006

jizzlestick

1)Someone obsessed with the nicknames involved in The University Of Sheffield Hockey Club.

2)A sexual act involving a chicken.

see also Dillip Dhillon

'I can't believe that Jizzlestick got off with Pogo!'

by Vivek Balachander February 7, 2008

Jizztastic

Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.

Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."

by iShoulddaPulledOut November 8, 2011

jizztastic

(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself

oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.

by thezongo December 17, 2009