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Jizard

When one is skiing two guys, wearing a ski mask. When the guys are approaching there climax you rip the ski mask off and say “give me the jizard”
Well when one meets the summit of there climax you have to rip off the ski mask and say give me the jizard (aka jizz blizzard)
by Neville long bottom October 15, 2021
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Jizzard

When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…
Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?

Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.

Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
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Jizzard

When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…
Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?

Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.

Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
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jizzard

"Oh my fucking god its a category 5 jizzard in trutnov czechia."
by grotesquette ♡ April 13, 2024
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Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.
I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed
by Jizz hands October 18, 2017
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Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.
YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard
by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021
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