Jizem

An alternative to: "Shit happens!".

"But why?"

"Hey... Jizem!"

by Nowai July 25, 2007

Jizermey Wood

the word is a derivative of Jiz. its used by tree surgeons about wood which has no significat value for burning or selling. it also produces sap which get on your hands and clothes and is sticky like jiz.

I spent the day cutting jizermey wood. or this wood is jizermey lets chip it.

by harry the jizermy azabajarney June 2, 2009

jizette

An annoying little white girl

Gina is such a jizette.

by holly April 25, 2004

jizette

An annoyin little white girl it runs in the family

Holly is such a jizette!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gina April 25, 2004

jizette

an annoying little white boy *keyword* white

There was a little boy who wanted his toy and couldnt get its way!!

by K and G April 24, 2004

Jizerific

The feeling of great pleasure, without an orgasim. Comparable to orgasim but does not get any Genitailia stimulated. Jiztastic

1. Dude that cupcake was jizerific!!!

2. that movie last night was jizerific.

3. Oh hey jeremy that shirt is just sooo jizerific!!!

by BULLZFROG!! October 27, 2011

jizes krayst

It's a metaphor that used in persain/Farsi when you want to be soo Western (ish) but have no education once or ever and no idea why are you saying this , usually used by shallow personalities whom believe that having lots of sexual partners means happiness .
It could have a alternative like "ya mamad e moghadas ", but it's not really an alternative and just another shallow expression for showing you are amazed or shocked .

+ : hey mammad did you know there are fishes who can fly ?!
Mammad : jizes krayst , Kos nagoo .

by AmirTaman October 24, 2020