Jimmyism

Jimmyism is a religion that has many gods of many things. Jeremiah is one of the popular ones cause he is the god of wisdom. Jimmy the main god and it is unknown what kind of god he is.

Jimmyism is a interesting religion.

by Jimmyism religion March 2, 2022

jimmywanks

1.A verb expressing complete dominance. Similar to owned.

2.Its adverd form is Jimmywanked.

1. thats jimmywanks man.

2. You got JIMMYWANKED BITCH!

by Cheesebadger February 3, 2005

Jimmyjack

A baseball term for a long home run of more than 500 feet.

Lyle Obverbay hit a jimmyjack that went 560 feet to beat the Cubs

by The Big Sexy July 6, 2004

JimmyJam

When you do something so dumb or forget something of major importance that it gets you into a JimmyJam.

"OMG Bro, I was candy flipping, at the festival and lost all of my friends money" -Jim
"Dude are you retarded quick fucking JimmyJamming you moron." -exfriend

by karma1234 February 22, 2014

jimmysack

simply put another word for a condom,

she made me put on a jimmysack

by oletil April 4, 2006

jimmybay

dimwitted or of sub standard education

'Simons okay, but his brother's a bit of a jimmybay'

by paul carswell June 2, 2003

JimmyJamz Ass Rape

Receiving a post dated check only to wait until the deposit date to discover insufficient funds.

I got two checks from the event last weekend and tried to cash them today but they bounced. I totally got JimmyJamz ass raped!

by KngRob5oh May 26, 2021