madison jeseritz

the girl of my dreams. She makes me smile every morning, she is and will always will be the girl of my dreams and she will always be mine. I love you Madison Rae Jeseritz. BH2000

Madison Jeseritz you make me so happy

by uncle ray ray March 11, 2015

jeyer

A person, usually a man, who has no friends. Can be identified by their lack of plans on Friday nights and physical abnormalities, usually a massive amounts of blackheads that can possibly obscure the face to a point of blackness.

"Dude, so I was talking to Jack the other day, and he said all he did this weekend was watch a Trading Spaces marathon! He must be a total jeyer!"
"Haha! Those BAMFs at that lunch table are throwing fries into that jeyers drink!"
"Hahahahah.......if that jeyer rubs his blackheads one mo' time, its gonna be a hate crime!"
"Yo, so dis jeyer be walkin up to me wen i be up on da block. And guess what! He be buyin a hoe juss' to be havin' a conversation! Dat jeyer ain't got no friends!"

by Aurelius DiBeaux April 28, 2006

JESSERL

Another name for a e-trollin/suicide that needs to learn to flame and find out were the fuck her friends are because apparently nowone else can see them.

Whats the difference between jesserl and watermellon?

One you can hit with a hammer L0llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

by W129unit April 10, 2010

jeser

One who fails miserably at school, work, sports, and life altogether.

Bum: "Spare some change sir?"
Guy: "Sure, here you go."
Guy (to friend):"I felt sorry for that jeser back there.. I gave him some change."

by Ax3u April 25, 2009

Joysery

Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

English equivalent of Schadenfreude.

A feeling of joysery washed over Hormoz when Nicholas lost his car keys.

by alternatending February 5, 2010

Jeysri

Means "dumb" in a dilect of Kumaoni-English hybrid language.

Why are you acting so jeysri today?
Stop being so jeysri all the time.

by Professional_Procrastinator December 31, 2020

jenseric

That one boy who youll caught your on the first second you see them that boy who will treat you amazing that boy who is caring,hot,funny,kind he loves u even if u been together for 2 days

Damn i wish i was jenserics girlfriend

by Maria b. a October 12, 2017