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A person, usually a man, who has no friends. Can be identified by their lack of plans on Friday nights and physical abnormalities, usually a massive amounts of blackheads that can possibly obscure the face to a point of blackness.
"Dude, so I was talking to Jack the other day, and he said all he did this weekend was watch a Trading Spaces marathon! He must be a total jeyer!"
"Haha! Those BAMFs at that lunch table are throwing fries into that jeyers drink!"
"Hahahahah.......if that jeyer rubs his blackheads one mo' time, its gonna be a hate crime!"
"Yo, so dis jeyer be walkin up to me wen i be up on da block. And guess what! He be buyin a hoe juss' to be havin' a conversation! Dat jeyer ain't got no friends!"
jeyer by Aurelius DiBeaux April 28, 2006
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Jeter Tweeter 

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.
OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.
Jeter Tweeter by jredman April 19, 2017
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jeyer • Jeter • jeferson • Jewery • Jetered • Jeer • jever • Jemere • Jemerson • Jayer

jonkin my jeter 

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

Jeter Move 

A respectable move. Something that is done for the pursuit of justice. Also used to describe an act of classiness and sophistication.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you fuck that wicked drunk girl last night when you brought her upstairs?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just brought her up to her bed and made sure she was alright."
Guy 1: "Jeter Move, bro."
Jeter Move by Rex John II February 22, 2015

jeferson 

JEFERSON is a very funny guy who cracks jokes here and there. Although he might joke a lot he has a soft spot and cares for others. If u go to him for advice he’s not the best, but he tries. He’s a cute guy who makes friends easily most of the time. But he gets annoyed when people spell his name with 2 f’s instead of 1, and when people call him Jef.
“You know Jeferson?! Ya he’s funny isn’t he?”
jeferson by Bobamilktae April 24, 2018

Jeter Hood 

When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.
A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."
Jeter Hood by OmniverseBaron October 20, 2018
Jeyran is one of the most beautiful name in iran. It's also used at turkish language means as gazelle.
Almost people who called Jeyran in iran attempt to be in rell with pepole called Nima. (And Nima's too.
When parrents see their baby's eye firt time that its as nice as gazelle's eye, they say to them selfs that its the one... yeah we will name it Jeyran... the best

Jeyran is nice, smart and the most sweetest girl ever and after.
What a Jeyran eye.
Jeyran by Nimasoltan August 16, 2018
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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