Jewtiful

When a jewish girl looks so hot that you can't explain.

Guy1: Did you see that girl at temple??
Guy2: Yeaa bro, she was mad Jewtiful

by Ayy Ro June 6, 2005

Jewtino

(n.) One who is of Jewish and Latino origin. Also describes Jewish immigrants to Latin American countries.

A married couple was from Poland, but moved to Nicaragua. They lived there for many years, and their son was born and lived there before moving to the United States. He is considered a Jewtino.

A man's parents are from El Salvador and a father's parents are Jews from New York. They marry and have a child. That child is a Jewtino.

Derek Lipkin is a Jewtino.

by D Lip April 13, 2004

JewTube

How Mexicans pronounce YouTube. Not even kidding.

Bro 1: "I asked the waitress down in Tijuana what playlist they were playing at the restaurant on Spotify and she said it was JewTube.. what the fuck is JewTube??"

Bro 2: "No, retard. She meant YouTube, that's just how they pronounce it down there. Lol. Dumbass."

by yourmomsboyfriend July 10, 2019

Jewtard

A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.

That nigga is a jewtard.

by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008

Jewtopia

A land where modern-day Jews can be free from the persecutions of Nazi Germany and the ancient Egyptians.

Ralph Goldman was sick and tired of being pushed around by the Nazis and ancient Egyptians, so he was forcefully relocated to a magical land where Jews can run around and do Jewish crap; a land called Jewtopia.

by 12diethylether November 19, 2010

Jewtube

Where Jews go to leave video clips of themselves counting their money.

Hey Jerry Seinfeld, i was cruising the internet last night and i saw a clip of you counting your money on Jewtube

by Simon Galls May 14, 2007

Jewtron

A robot designed for the one purpose of being a jew most likely created for when all the jews are gone

Jim "wheres my jewtron i need to do my taxes"

by GhoSt-bUst-thAt February 24, 2009