jowsed

Another word for drunk/pissed

Im gonna get jowsed tonight

by looooooooooooooool October 11, 2008

jewseleum

An impenetrable, heavily fortified sanctuary for celebrating, housing or otherwise containing large numbers of Jews in urban areas.

Check out the shiny gate on that jewseleum- that outta keep those pesky Palestinians out!

by SteviePoos123 November 10, 2013

jetsed

Being a good sports player, but getting dragged down with a bad team that makes poor decisions.

Johnny was a good quarterback in high school, but he got jetsed by his college team when they chose to get players that didn't help them win.

by Joshmo96 October 20, 2020

Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by vulgarqt May 9, 2018

jessed

Getting over-served with alcohol and subsequently drunk dialing all your ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, and friends. Often without realizing you are doing it.

My phone records suggest I got f'ing jessed last night.

by WhistlerVegas2 December 20, 2008

Jewseismic

Grandiose, awesome, decadent, with a slight hint of Jewishness.

Wow! That candy machine robbery was jewseismic! 2 people died!

by gina the hyena June 15, 2008

Jewse

Seminal Fluids From a Jewish Person

ohh god...you got Jewse all over my face...

by HybridSoldier March 31, 2009