jewkini

A jewkini is when a woman is so hairy that when she puts on a bikini you can see hair popping out of the sides.

Guy 1: wow shes hairy

Guy2: witch one??
Guy1: the one in the jewkini

by Alex rider665 September 4, 2020

Jewkkake

A large group of jewish men all ejaculating on someone at once

You got jewkkaked
This is a bunch of jewkkake

by sweetjesus42 August 2, 2014

jerkdick

A total asshole. Just another expression to put someone down. You can also call someone this when they piss you off.

1. Chris lost his job today because he pissed on the manager's desk. Chris is such a jerkdick.

2. Go 'F' yourself, you f'ing jerkdick.

by CowPie January 18, 2004

Jewdah

Best player in MC, history of being top LBs and holy shit he is good at the game. His blockhits make you want to sneeze and accuse him of cheating. His combozz v2 is his best video by far. This guy is insane and Jerseys is in every combotage he is not even competition. Rumor says he's 14.

Jerseys: "I'm the best ranked player."
Jewdah: "Hold my cock."
Jerseys: "Good pot. Duuuuude this server is dog crapp."
Jewdah: 10 hit combo we lookin for OPPS

by Jewdah September 29, 2020

Jewdar

1. The ability to spot Jewish people
2. Gaydar for Jews

1. My Jewdar tells me you're not Jewish.
2. That chick has Jewdar.

by Michael Weinstein October 6, 2004

jewd

When someone gets ripped off, less for what they payed/earned.

Fuck that Pot dealer just jewd us.

We got a Jewie amout of Pot.

by Ben Tafe September 6, 2008

jewddhist

a believer of a mix between both buddhist and jewish religions.

bob: do you prefer wide open spaces, or hiding?
jim: both, im jewddhist.

by shiftman1188 August 14, 2007