Jewberg

An insult for a jew just like kyke and jewbag. Comes for the beginning of "jew"-ish and the ending of the most common jewish last name, stein-"berg"

That jew won't lend me a quarter. That fucking jewberg can run into a wall with a boner and break his nose.

by robbie January 31, 2005

Jewberitus

A terrible disease only the most annoying of annoying people ever get sick from.

Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.

How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.

See that David kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.

Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.

by Muhammed MoonCricket Ali February 23, 2009

Jewbaru

(1) Any car driven by a Jew. (2)A form of transportation that is extremely fuel efficient, low cost, and maintenance free. Consider Toyota, Honda, Subaru. Often the secondary vehicle of a Jewru

"He just took out that deer with his car, or should I say Jewbaru"

by sensimelio June 25, 2008

jewbeast

n. a gigantic mammoth sasquach of a jew.
v. when a larger than average jewish male displays feats of strength

-coined by Josh Deitch

Yo goldstein's is like 6'4, total jewbeast.

Saul jewbeasted the shit outta the pitch.

by Dudepiece October 22, 2009

Jew Bear

Insult for a jewish person
refers to an excessively large and hairy jew

you going to sams barmitzva tonight?

well only if he has a shave and stops being such a jew bear

by Keenoj October 16, 2009

Jerbear

1. A bear that can/could/will donkey punch your ass
2. Someone named Jerry that loves to gives hugs or when people hug someone named Jerry they will simply fall in love due to the feeling of hugging a bear

1. Dude, watch out its a Jerbear!
2. I'd love a Jerbear right now!

by jerry funkin berries May 23, 2006

jewbeater

used to inflict significant damage upon others. usually ghetto or shittily made from random things

blunt double sided hatchet, baseball bat with nails through tip, brick in a sock, just a jewbeater

by ~$nicka$~ August 7, 2008