jew cream

1. a glow available to all religions and sects...usually resulting in rewards that are normally only possible for a jew. A non jewish person can attain such status by accomplishing goals dedicated to ruthless business and attaining high levels of regard from others. when one attains such a glow, it is said they are using "jew cream" 2. helping to exclaim excitement over getting a bangin' bag, picking up a bangin' girl, or attaining a bangin' job. 3. Status Quo of a dignified, expert Jew. Also see Jewru

"Look at that Benz, that boy be using Jew Cream."
"He got a new job, thats because he shined up with Jew Cream"
"Wipe your Jew Cream off."

by sensimelio June 25, 2008

Jewbaru

(1) Any car driven by a Jew. (2)A form of transportation that is extremely fuel efficient, low cost, and maintenance free. Consider Toyota, Honda, Subaru. Often the secondary vehicle of a Jewru

"He just took out that deer with his car, or should I say Jewbaru"

by sensimelio June 25, 2008