jessie paege

An Internet father, who talks about mental illnesses while being the worlds cutest person alive. A fan of stranger things, p!atd, FOB, dogs, electric guitars, and Thomas Sanders

Someone; who’s Jessie Paege

Me; only the best youtuber to ever exist

by Taylor Ashuk May 18, 2018

Jesse Pinkman

The funniest and least evil character in breaking bad

Yo bitch whos the best character in BB
Jesse Pinkman of course

by ienhanashg September 14, 2021

Jessie & Florian

Jessie & Florian forms the best duo that has ever seen by humankind. It is the epitome of harmony and stability. Their loyalty is a blessing to all of us and we should all be grateful for their existence. Simpletons should bow to their supremacy, along to their beauty that carries envy amongst all the Gods and Goddesses of the Cosmos. Jessie & Florian should never quit each other because they are two harbingers of hope for each other, hence supporting themselves in period of tumult and doubt.

Bonus: Florian's reading of Le Petit Prince has been the greatest soporofic tool ever known to us, as it can make princezna Jessie asleep in 30 sec chrono.

Your dad: Jessie & Florian are the best duo i've seen in all my lifetime.

by NarcisseOui April 19, 2021

Jesse Perring

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

by Jesseperringfanclub December 2, 2010

Jesse Jerker

The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.

Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!

by X@ February 12, 2008

Jesse Rutherford

The hottest band member of The Neighbourhood. Has dope style. Rocks beanies, leather jackets with no shirt, and Nikes high tops. His body is completely tatted. Everything is in Black & White. Writes the lyrics to the songs and is the lead singer. Jesse is also a total pussy slayer.

Fan girl 1: "Did you see Jesse Rutherford last night?"
Fan girl 2: "Omg yes! He is one fine looking boy, I'd tap that any day."

by originalhoodlum777 September 22, 2013

Jesse

Jesse is the type of person that everyone loves. Not only is he very intelligent but also a great Person in total. He is not the type of guy to pick a fight with but only because he knows he will win. Make sure you don't start an argument with him either because he WILL make you look like an absolute idiot. He can be a very nice guy but only if you are nice to him. He enjoys sports and is everything you would hope for. If you are a girl that is reading this, Jesse would be the best person you would ever meet. He wont only just hang out with you but will also care about you. He is always super laid back and can be funny. Jesse is strong, Good looking, smart, honest, can keep a secret, and just a great person in total.

hes a great person/ a jesse.

by The guy u like November 14, 2016