Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

When you are a fairly attractive person but you can't seem to maintain a relationship regardless of how attractive you are.

SUE: My boyfriend broke up with me. I thought we had a great relationship. I don't understand why I can't manage to stay in a good relationship.

LORI: Girl...you got Jennifer Aniston Syndrome.

by not4uboy August 20, 2010

jennifer aniston

A really great actress, a truly beautiful lady, and deserves more than given.

Tris: Jennifer, will you marry me?

Jennifer Aniston: Sure.

Tris: Wahoo! Screw you Brad Pitt!

by Tris Penkal October 23, 2006

pulling a Jennifer Aniston

Not wearing a bra with your shirt or dress.

look at that skank over there
she's hot, but she's totally pulling a Jennifer Aniston

by sweaty sock sally April 30, 2012

jennifer aniston

Jennifer Aniston (born February 11, 1969) is an Emmy and Golden Globe Award-winning American film and television actress, best known for her role as Rachel Green in the popular television sitcom Friends. Since Friends she has starred in several successful Hollywood films, including Bruce Almighty, Along Came Polly and The Break-Up.

For the last three years a victim of lunatic Holy Jolie fans from a gossip blog.

Beautiful, talented and smart, she causes Brangaloonies to convulse.

At the mention of Jennifer Anistons name, the Brangaloon stuck her thumb in her mouth, dropped to the floor and started screaming.

by NotaLoon September 25, 2007

fuck Jennifer Aniston

A compliment one pays to his wife or girlfriend, especially as they approach a more mature age. Meaning she is as hot if not hotter than Jennifer Aniston (circa: Just Go With It bikini scene)

Husband telling his wife: "Fuck Jennifer Aniston, I'd rather sleep with you!"

by FWB4D November 21, 2022

Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

Noun.

When you seem to not age at all or even age backwards. Usually by way of plastic surgery.

Rebecca: Wow! You actually look younger than the last time I saw you!

Sheryl: Well, I did get diagnosed with Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

by HorseJerky1776 January 5, 2020

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston means the most beautiful woman

Jennifer Aniston is an American Actress best known for F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Just Go With It, We are The Millers, The Morning Show

Yeah she's pretty but is no Jennifer Aniston

by rio2002 November 22, 2021