jellyfish

An inspection used when you are either highly intoxicated or just unsure of your targets sex. It is performed by cuping the right hand upwards, placing it in the genital area and finally wiggling your fingers to resemble the motion of a Jellyfish. Eel Cave = Girl Swordfish = guy.

Guy1: Dude that bitch is kinda hot.
Guy2: Noway man, I was drunk last night and I Jellyfished her.
Guy1: So?
Guy2: Swordfish!

by Arggh February 6, 2005

jellyfish

Group of sober people who follow the String Cheese Incident. Like the Wharfrats to the Dead.

"Meet me at the Jellyfish meeting at set break"

by krash.burner January 28, 2008

jellyfish

A type of high five in which the two participants high five, snap, and pull back their hands in a jellyfish-like motion.

Person 1: Hey man, wassup?!

Person 2: Not much, bro! Jellyfish!
*Jellyfish*

by HarveyLadder October 20, 2010

jellyfish

A free-swimming coelenterate that has a jellylike body and tentacles; they can sting prey.

Let's get some jellyfish Patrick star.

by JulianDB January 24, 2017

jellyfish

The result of masturbation (male) in the bath.

I had to take a shower after the bath 'cos I got jellyfish in my hair.

by DeDLoK March 7, 2005

jellyfish

An ad or notice printed with phone numbers written vertically at the bottom on tearable tags and tacked up on noticeboards, shop windows, etc.

Named for the phone number strips' resemblance to a jellyfish's tentacles, and because the pages appear to be floating on the wall/noticeboard/window like jellyfish in the ocean.

Also known as space invaders, especially when there get to be too many of these notices in one place.

I got the number for a great share house off this jellyfish on a post at uni.

by GWMcL December 13, 2010

Jellyfish

The ability to ejaculate with a half-erect penis, usually caused by narcotics or alcohol

Whoa I was rockstar drunk last night, I totally jellyfishes whats-her-pickle and got outta there fast

by Burnaby_Bo July 10, 2011