Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

joystick

Nickname for someone who chronically masturbates.

Damn, Leafar plays with himself so much we should call him JOYSTICK.

by Chuck March 6, 2004

Joysticking

When a woman has no experience giving hand jobs and jerks the penis around in a joystick motion

bro she was joysticking me last night it was terrible

by Nothunterself December 18, 2013

japstick

A japstick is a japanese man's penis.

"Jackie Chan probably has a japstick, wey hay"

by Gluestick June 3, 2007

Joystick

when the girl rubs her thumb over the head over a penis while giving a hand job, much like pressing buttons on top of a joystick. Generally done thinking it will cause pleasure rather than pain.

guy1: "so she gave you a handjob?"

guy2: "yeah but she gave me the joystick so it was fricking agony!"

by gdude2000 December 9, 2010

Fleshy joystick

to touch a penis in a playful manner.

let me play with your fleshy joystick

by revrac December 25, 2007