In the videogame Team Fortress 2, the Sniper throws piss at people. That piss is called jarate because swearing in an M for MATURE 17+ game is very un-child-friendly.
Wawe g'bye to your head, wanker! *throws jarate at you, mangles you with a kukri and finishes you off with a point-blank sniper rifle shot*
by chickenstealer November 3, 2020
Get the Jarate mug.To become incoherently drunk with Jaegermeister. It's like being wasted but better because you're jaested.
Hey bro, wanna go to Endzone tonight for Appy's birthday? It's Jaegerbomb Wednesday, let's get jaested!
by Tyseng June 25, 2014
Get the jaested mug.A ringtone company that is responsible for producing the most unbearably irritating commercials to have ever plagued television. Most hideously annoying of all is that sodding "frog" (which resembles a swollen tumour given eyes, a helmet, and tiny genetalia with a "Censored" tag crapped across it), whose high-pitched squealing, ridiculously annoying animations and general nature, all proves that Jamster is making their profits from a DELIBERATE attempt to drive people insane. So far, for many audiences, it's working.
Aside from that sodding amphibian that's become Jamster's most infamously irritating mascot, Jamster provide equally annoying ringtones, wallpapers and screensavers, many of which are crass, crappy, and/or lame, 4-5 frame animations. Anybody willing to waste money for something that was directly manifested out of pure hate, evil and a company's desire to further shove one more annoying commercial into the TV network's already over-bloated advertising market... need to be cleansed from the human gene pool.
Aside from that sodding amphibian that's become Jamster's most infamously irritating mascot, Jamster provide equally annoying ringtones, wallpapers and screensavers, many of which are crass, crappy, and/or lame, 4-5 frame animations. Anybody willing to waste money for something that was directly manifested out of pure hate, evil and a company's desire to further shove one more annoying commercial into the TV network's already over-bloated advertising market... need to be cleansed from the human gene pool.
Watcher #1: "Oh shits, not that fucking Jamster commercial! SHIT, where's the fucking remote?!"
Crazy Frog: *mimics a DJ whilst squeaking in pitched tones*
Watcher #1: "Ah, shit! I can't find it! Quick, do SOMETHING!"
Watcher #2: "AAAARRGGGGH!!" *hurls a baseball bat into the TV-screen*
Watcher #1: "That's the third fucking television Jamster's caused me to break. Fuck, I need to start keeping track of where the remote's kept."
Crazy Frog: *mimics a DJ whilst squeaking in pitched tones*
Watcher #1: "Ah, shit! I can't find it! Quick, do SOMETHING!"
Watcher #2: "AAAARRGGGGH!!" *hurls a baseball bat into the TV-screen*
Watcher #1: "That's the third fucking television Jamster's caused me to break. Fuck, I need to start keeping track of where the remote's kept."
by Alhadis May 27, 2005
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by Oz January 17, 2005
Get the jamster mug.Possibly the closest thing to e-mail spam on television. Advertises their awful "Crazy Frog" ringtone on just about every music channel in the UK through a series of incredibly annoying commercials.
The Frog looks even stupider now thanks to dumb Christians who couldn't handle it's genitalia.
The Frog looks even stupider now thanks to dumb Christians who couldn't handle it's genitalia.
On VH1 Classic for example, Crazy Frog adverts are shown like twice every break.
Not to mention Jamster also makes ringtones for the newest hits out there, such as Britney Spears and 50 Cent, and advertises them on VH1 Classic, of all channels. Doesn't make much business sense to me.
Not to mention Jamster also makes ringtones for the newest hits out there, such as Britney Spears and 50 Cent, and advertises them on VH1 Classic, of all channels. Doesn't make much business sense to me.
by ATH April 9, 2005
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