Jammed Gun

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.

"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"

by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016

jammed up

When you get busted by the cops or the feds and they decide to press charges.

Throw those rocks nigga! I ain't tryin to get jammed up son!

by nunya October 17, 2004

jammed up

An adjective describing a state of nervousness, anxiety, stress, and tension

The stress of this golf tournament sure has Keith all jammed up!

by Nexter Level April 22, 2009

jammed cock

describes the feeling that is obtained when a male receives a blow directly onto his erect penis. though it cant be jammed like a finger, it still hurts.

man, when me and jessie were going doggy style, i popped out and got a jammed cock from hitting her leg.

by blickensderfer November 7, 2007

Jammed Pot

In the game of Poker, a "Jammed Pot" refers to a pot (the place where bets are made on a poker table) that has been raised the maximum number of times.

Whoever wins the jammed pot will become the new chip leader.

by Giskard March 22, 2005

Jammed up

When the poo has hit the fan in one’s life.

I’m not jammed up. Scammy spent all my money, the sober living was gross so I left, I’m essentially homeless, I don’t have any of my shit because I’m too nervous to be around all the drama associated with getting it consolidated into one area, and all I wanna do is get high but can’t because I’m facing 131 years in prison at the moment.

by Eve Gonzales January 5, 2020

jammed finger

when a girl is on top of a guy and intentionally or unintentionally comes up too high and then down again really hard so that the guy's wang comes out while she's up and then gets painfully bent when she comes down because it doesnt have time to re-align for for re-entry.

"How was it the other night with that chick?"
"It was great until she gave me a jammed finger"
"ooooooouch, sucks man."

by p-zilla May 27, 2006