jacktart

A retarded jackass

Mike can be such a jacktart at times.

by Shetsher May 18, 2018

jackmore

1. Jacking off in your parents bed
2. Jacking off over one of your parents face when they are asleep(depending on who you like the least)
3. Doing a huge shit on the floor and then picking some up weith your index finger and ramming it into someones eye...

then jacking off over them while they are screaming in agony rolling around on the floor, blind

1: OMG.. You totally jackmore(d) that guy
2: Yeah awesome!

by scottysullivan October 3, 2006

Jackorony

A impoverished creature of black skinned appearance residing in and around the 10030 zip code of New York, which serves no productivity to any community bar the drugs community.
They're characterized by they're abysmal dental hygiene, they're obsession of the song "Young Forever", they're constant hunt for small change and they're love of Four Loko.

"The world should be cleansed of them Jackorony's." Adolf H

Son: Dad... Who goes to prison?
Dad: Jackorony's

Black person: I swear i'm innocent.
Judge: No you're not you Jackorony.

by Nigel_Cramer October 27, 2010

Jackhorn

A simple minded person that can not handle a stressful situation with any sort of diligence or composure.

When he couldn't open the can the JACKHORN started banging his head on the counter.

by mickey fingers January 31, 2012

jackfortable

When you're comfortable with another male so that you two would jack in the same room to the same porn without it being gay.

I heard from Nathan that Jack and Daniel are jackfortable!

by That dood named Dave June 22, 2015

Jackteria

the bio mater spread by not washing ones hands after masterbating, having sex or using the bathroom

My roommate is constantly masterbating and he never washes his hands afterwards. Everything in his room must be covered with Jackteria.

by hamezz February 24, 2011

Jacktarded

Jacked up and retarded

You are jacktarded. That situation is jacktarded.

by Rhoda34 December 25, 2010