8 definitions by hamezz

Someone who talks about something as if it is fact regardless of such evidence.
The Sheriff was being a DUPNIK when said Rusty was responsible for the crime yet he had no evidence to connect him.
by hamezz January 14, 2011
A very old or very unattractive or scary looking Cougar.
Did you see that old ugly hag chatting it up with Joey? Yeah, she's not just a cougar she's a Freddie Cougar.
by hamezz November 1, 2011
A black man, not of mid eastern descent, who has converted to Islam.
Hey, have you seen Marcus lately? No. He's a Muslim now and goes by Yusef. Oh, you mean he's a BroHammed.
by hamezz September 10, 2011
When a cop is driving under the speed limit and no one will pass him for fear of getting a ticket creating a long line of slow moving cars.
It seemed like it took forever to get here today because I got behind a Trooper who was in the left lane and was going 55 in a 70 and everyone was afraid to pass him. I hate being in a police parade.
by hamezz November 5, 2011
the bio mater spread by not washing ones hands after masterbating, having sex or using the bathroom
My roommate is constantly masterbating and he never washes his hands afterwards. Everything in his room must be covered with Jackteria.
by hamezz February 6, 2011
Extremely nerdy, not at all cool, practically a Canadian, totally void of any soul.
While flipping channels I saw the worst song and dance movie from the forties. It was Tragically White. Pat Boone White.
by hamezz January 24, 2012
When the Editors of Urban Dictionary quickly publish a word (binders of women) that makes Mitt Romney look unfavorable but choose not to publish one that President Obama actually said. (not optimal)
Urban Dictionary would not publish my word because it made a democrat look bad but published a word that made a republican look bad just two earlier. What Shameful Bias
by hamezz October 19, 2012