jimmying

jimmying - jim-ee-ing
jimmied / jimmed
adjective (adj)

The act of exploiting the lower teams on the czaustralia ladder in order to amass enormous statistics whilst not actually being very good at the game.

I jimmied my way to the top of that statistics on czaustralia, when i reached the top, I asked to join xl.
After doing all that jimmying, I wonder why atomic said no?

by CZAustralia August 23, 2007

jimmyism

Anytime a person utters the phrase "Would you rather" usually followed by two horrible sexual situations in which no person would want to partake in either. Usually one of the situations involves sex with Jimmy. Usually only used by homosexuals and men with tiny penises.

We were walking to class when Isaac used a Jimmyism, "Schuh, would you rather let me stick it in your ass, or let 40 black men rape you in the ass at the same time?"

by Istoll December 14, 2008

Jimmyism

1. (noun) A configuration which does not exist on a server or network infrastructure after a reboot or power down / up; a configuration that was never permanently saved.

2. (noun) A configuration that is so complex or abstract that only the creator can decipher it. See Also: enigma

1.
Tech One: I rebooted the firewall last night...
Tech Two: So?
Tech One: It didn't have any routes when it came back up.
Tech Two: LOL. You've been hit by a Jimmyism.

2.
Tech One: Did you look at that config?
Tech Two: Yup.
Tech One: Did you understand it?
Tech Two: Absolutely not.
Tech One: I guess it's a Jimmyism.

by Slite September 20, 2008

Jimmyriona

the baddest bitch ever ! she loving , caring but her personality can get ugly if somebody tried her . She’s loyal when In a relationship but does hoe activities when single . Also , she’s so pretty , all the boys love her

boys : ouuu who is that

: oh that’s Jimmyriona , the baddest bitch ever

by realb!tch203 November 19, 2023

JimmyJigged

to get your self in a a bad situation

ohh crap were jimmyjigged = in a bad situation were all possible points of exits are blocked

dont get your self jimmyjigged=dont get into a tight spot you cant wiggle yourself out with out help

by Riyle Star July 6, 2009

jimmywinkle

(v.) finagle, macgyver, fuck with. to work cleverly with semi-cohesive or non-cohesive objects to achieve a desired result. To put square pegs in round holes. Literally.

A: I don't understand how this goes together. The instructions seem like they're in Swedish.

B: It's Ikea furniture. You gotta jimmywinkle it to make sure it fits right.

by Joosh947 September 10, 2016

Jimmyfied

Addicted to watching late-night talk shows, can't sleep until 12:30am every night of the week.

Man...that girl is so Jimmyfied she can't go to sleep until she sees who's on Fallon or Kimmel.

by Artbaby August 4, 2016