jewtitude

The degree or amplitude of stinginess or cheapness shown by an individual, particularly those of the jewish faith.

My boss needs to tone down his jewtitude. I have to make sure every damn check is the right amount so he doesn't jew me.

by IMAGINE326 July 25, 2011

Jewminate

To terminate something jewishly.

1) Jewminate them.

2) Consider yourself jewminated.

3) Don't try to jewminate me, son.

by OfGreaterExpectations2010 April 11, 2010

jewmidity

A high concentration of people of the Jewish faith. Gathering of a bunch of cheep bastards.

That house auction was all crappy 3 family houses in the hood. Yes - I noticed the JEWMIDITY was very high.

by Love star January 3, 2010

Jewitt

a rare species consisting of irregularly slow brain activity and clown-like resemblence

come on and just jewitt!

by Assman49 March 10, 2009

The Jewminatti

Conspiracy theory claiming Jews are in charge of the World Bank, shadow governments, media, et al.

No one believes in the Jewminatti because of their mind-control propaganda.

by darbio king of the little people November 7, 2007

jewbitz

someone who has jew-like actions or who is frugal when it comes to anything effecting them.

commonly accountants or lawyers.

hey jewbitz come ere, i want you to do my taxes

by nick freidrick August 28, 2008

Jewito

A small jew, both physically and in terms of religiousness. Usually doesn't mind eating pork.

Don't worry about a religious wedding, hes just a Jewito, he won't mind.

by MaJigger March 13, 2009