“Can we talk privately”- this is a sign that he’s onto your attempts to disengage you being his target, he will often speak to you as if you were his girlfriend saying things like “I want to make this work” or “I can’t keep going through these ups and downs” or “I want to better our relationship”. If they are in a relationship they will often hold more interest in their target rather than their significant other.
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
Another sign you may be a target is that they may attempt to adapt to your feelings for instance if you’re sad about a friend that had left, he might attempt to pretend he cared about that person.
He may also disclose private information to certain figures such as a principal or parents.
He tends to spread misinformation.
How to identify Austin:
Big ass forehead
Liberal
Like joe Biden
Weird vibe
Has the same sweater as you (optional)
Will harass other to get election votes or to sell something (even if they say no)
How to attempt to escape being a target:
Run away from him at every instance and when confronted simply say “it’s win win bro... it’s win win”
Call him a Bernie fan (it pisses him off)
Make an impeachment campaign against his presidency (If he still has one)
Attempt to block him on every devise if possible (he’ll always find a way)
lock yourself in a portable toilet until he goes away (I’ve tried it)
by IntelligentMoron April 13, 2020
Get the Austin Jansenmug. The funniest person in the room. She’s so pretty and the life of the party. She always keeps the room positive and she is such an amazing friend!!
Person 1: I’m going to Jansen’s house
Person 2: omg the really funny nice girl
Person1: that’s the one!!
Person 2: omg the really funny nice girl
Person1: that’s the one!!
by FunkyMuskrat November 21, 2021
Get the Jansenmug. 
A funny, sexy guy who will never let you down. Jansens will make sure you smile and are typically heartless. While they might be stubborn at times they have the biggest heart.
by YannaTheYam December 29, 2021
Get the Jansenmug. Also called 'sos'
by GarryBedrock December 1, 2017
Get the jobbe jansenmug. Yo it’s Jansen
by AlexCon Ash November 21, 2021
Get the Jansenmug.