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Isaac Newton

Father of Science, King of Pwn. Was integral (get it) in the development of Calculus and by extension much of modern Mathematics and Physics. Formulated Laws of Motion, an understanding of gravity and also noted some interesting stuff about light. Went to Trinity College Cambridge and possed a still largely mysterious power over apples. The unit of force is also named after him.
Hey an apple just fell on my head, DAMN THAT NEWTON!!

If Isaac newton touches a body of mass 1 kg it will begin to move with an acceleration of 1 metre per second squared.

Newton was strolling down the beach and found a pebble; on it was written "F = ma".
by Javal April 26, 2008
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Isaaccc

Fat juicy ass, extra thiccccccc, so intelligent, straight A's, fat juicy ass again, and again,I think he has a fat juicy ass, definitely has a fat ass, plumy juicy ass with a 60 degree angle on that ass, an extra shiny ass, with baby power on it 24/7, slap a booty for good luck, booty built like a moon, so round, has holes, bumpy booty, booty floats in sky around earth, booty big enough to join the solar system,
(aka Isaaccc) I was walking in the halls and got smushed into a locker by Isaac''s fat juicy ass and it stopped my air-breathing and I had t go to the nurse for my inhaler but that didn't work so I was walking out of the school and I was so close to leaving and I saw big booty bitch Isaac waiting for me and I made a run for it but his booty was to big and hit me with the incredible 2 elastic woman and stretched his booty across the school and slaped the living day liht out of me
by bobfuckbill October 9, 2021
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John: Remember tha nibba Isaac?
Ian: Now that's a nibba to remember.
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Isaac Blaze McKim

The hottest man on earth. Super pretty. The peak of human perfection. Someone every girl has a crush on.
Damn why you want to be Isaac Blaze McKim?

Isaac Blaze McKim can have my children.
by Isaac Blaze McKim September 11, 2020
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Isaac Newton

An item in motion stays in motion unless acted on by an outside force. As you may already know, outer space is empty. When you fire a slug from an Everest-class dreadnought, it accelerates to 3% to 3.3% of the speed of light and impacts with more force than the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima. That slug will not stop until it hits something - be it the ship you're supposed to be aiming at, an asteroid, or a planet on the other side of the galaxy. You are ruining someone's day somewhere at some point in time. For this reason, ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE!
by Zero Beat October 26, 2011
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Isaac Radley

Isaac Radley, also known as Shredzilla, is professional skater we all know and love. He came to fame after he kickflipped down M.t Blanc with 20 pugs on his skateboard. He has done many new weird and wacky tricks and stunts which we all know about
"Dude, you know that Isaac Radley, you know, Shredzilla killed a dude after he popped an ollie off the Taj Mahal and landed on him?"
by ThatSexyBassist February 24, 2013
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isaac lahey

A beta werewolf on Teen Wolf played by Daniel Sharman, Isaac is known for his love of scarves, his intense cheekbones, his abusive childhood, and his werewolf mood swings. He was in a relationship with Alison Argent before she was killed by the Nogitsune and he later went to France with her father, Christopher Argent, and is possibly lost because Chris is back and there has been no mention of Isaac. So, yeah, Chris lost him.
A random person watching Teen Wolf: "Hey, where's Isaac Lahey? Wasn't he in France too? Chris, what happened?"
by Saimese November 7, 2017
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