ipoon
someone who while talking to you keeps one ipod earpiece in as if your only worth one of their ears.
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ipodophilia
An over zealous love of all things related to the ipod, a fetish for ipods and ipod paraphernalia. See ipodophile, someone with ipodophilia.
ipodophilia by Stephen of the Marshes June 22, 2006
impooplad!
he did not turn the table the table turned him!
the sky becomes red the grass becomes brown the trees become blue the leaves become purple the roads crack the sidewalks explode the planes crash the cars fly the submarines float and the boats dive lightbulbs make the house dark and curtains make the house bright wearing thick coats make you feel cold and being naked feels hot winter is summer and summer is winter snow is black and the sun is black plants walk animals talk sharks build houses sea monkeys revolt rats eat snakes rabbits eat eagles blue whales are tiny and Etruscan shrews are giant life is death and death I life destruction fixes and fixing destroys
THE ENDING IS THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING IS THE END!
the sky becomes red the grass becomes brown the trees become blue the leaves become purple the roads crack the sidewalks explode the planes crash the cars fly the submarines float and the boats dive lightbulbs make the house dark and curtains make the house bright wearing thick coats make you feel cold and being naked feels hot winter is summer and summer is winter snow is black and the sun is black plants walk animals talk sharks build houses sea monkeys revolt rats eat snakes rabbits eat eagles blue whales are tiny and Etruscan shrews are giant life is death and death I life destruction fixes and fixing destroys
THE ENDING IS THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING IS THE END!
impooplad! by impooplad March 18, 2023
Sometimes I cry when I poop
A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.
Sometimes I cry when I poop by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022
ipodophile
A person with a little too much love for their ipod, aka a person who walks around on the street with white headphones sticking out of their ears.
ipodophile by Johnnybo September 20, 2005