coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

ceiling inspector

a woman, usually a slut, who spends all their time on their back staring at the ceiling during sex. Indicative of a sexually lazy woman or one disinterested in their current partner.

Man, every time Sarah and I have sex, all she does is lay there like a ceiling inspector.

by rich0912 February 4, 2006

hector injector

Slang for penis, especially one belonging to a person named hector. Sometimes referred to as hektor injektor.

Dude, you should give that bitch the hector injector.

by Cutlass_253 November 25, 2006

inventory

The goods and materials that a business holds for the ultimate purpose of resale

I have inventory of 1000 mobiles in my factory for sale to the distributors

by Transtutors June 7, 2013

man hole inspector

a guy who likes other guys butts gay

hide your arse, theres a man hole inspector about

by Jonny C March 5, 2004

Inspector Gadget

What some women call their OBGYN.

Go go gadget-speculum!

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

turd inspector

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.

My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011