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no u infinity

The ultimate comeback, stronger than even “no u”. Cannot be countered by any other “no u” or it’s related counterparts.
Steven: ur mom gay lol
John: ur dad lesbian
Steven: no u
John: don’t make me do it
Steven: no balls
John: no u infinity
*Steven implodes into singularity, creating such a strong gravitational force in which he engulfs everyone*
by thatonesmarty May 17, 2018
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Jinx Infinity

Party poopers who ruin the whole concept of "Jinx." Happens when someone says something at the same time as someone else and they both say jinx at the same time. After maybe five times of saying jinx together, one says 'Jinx Infinity' and claims he wins.
Bob: Jinx Infinity!!!

Tony: Whatta a douche.
by toekneeeeedinnnnerr January 12, 2010
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infinity on high

Infinity on High is the third studio album by American rock band Fall Out Boy. The title is taken from a letter written by Vincent van Gogh to his brother Theo in 1888. The line that inspired the title is "Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all."
I found Infinity on High to be an insightful album.
by typeusernamehere July 21, 2014
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Infinitos

It's basically this pizza buffet. The pizza is really good and tasty. They also have chocolate chip pizzas.
My nigga, lets head ova to infinitos and eat a bunch of pizza til we throw up
by STRONGMAN September 21, 2012
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Infinity War

The scientifically proven way to have your heart shatter into thousands of pieces indistinguishable from the ashes of your favorite character that perished in this movie.
Random Guy: Infinity War broke me.

His Friend: The sun will shine on us again, brother.
by thefabulousasexual August 19, 2018
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infinite poop

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.
by dicknommer69 October 22, 2019
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Infirmus

The phrase centurion yells when he is about to utterly clap your pathetic ass and pin you to the fucking floor with a 35 damage stab
Warden: time to shoulder bash again
Centurion: INCREDIBILIS
Warden: fuck
Centurion: INFIRMUS
by ArcticFlame December 6, 2019
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