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geek incognito

The most evolved species of geek, capable of disguising itself and acting as pretty much any other human.

On the outside, a geek incognito looks like an average person: those between ages 15 and 25 usually dress like any other person, go to the same parties, drink as much booze as normal people do, hang out at the same bars, and sometimes they even hook up with some girls and end up getting some pussy.

However, once they return to their homes, they become a normal geek of any kind, whether it's a sci-fi geek, an otaku / wapanese, or a nerd. Some of them keep their bedrooms clean and without any geek adornment, in order to not scare away any visitor; some of them, on the other hand, prefer to have a geeky room to express themselves.

These geeks are usually the most highly revered species among the average geekdom, thanks to their ability to make love to the opposite sex.
Person 1: Have you seen Joseph? Last time I talked to him, he claimed to have nailed this girl at a pub!
Person 2: How come!? But he's such a big geek! He has a Dollfie in his desk, his shelves are full of anime DVDs and manga books, and he has j-pop in his iPod! He's even got some pics of himself cosplaying as Kenshin Himura at Otakon!
Person 1: Then I guess he's a geek incognito. Strange, huh?
by Acoyani Garrido Sandoval October 23, 2006
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homo incognito

A person who hides their sexual relationships with members of the same sex from others.
Joe was afraid his parents would discover his relationship with Chris, so he was always homo incognito.
by Curtis Kline March 30, 2008
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Incognito Man

A term for a degenerate who is an incel nerd cross-breed. This term originates from the man who appears on the incognito tab. He is shown to wear glasses( making him a nerd), he also wears a fedora and watches lots of porn( making him an incel).
Girl 1 "This one guy offered to do my math homework for a picture of my tits and when I said no he said a chad would rape me"
Girl 2 "That wasn't a guy it was an Incognito Man"
by Mai Ting Long April 24, 2020
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Going Incognito

A term used for when you hide your browser history during masturbation.
My willy sure looked wrecked after going incognito for the 4th time today.
by Passthatdutch June 5, 2018
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fashionably incognito

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.
Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??
by matt January 5, 2005
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Incognitiëren

Letting your beer stand for so long without drinking, that it losses all the foam. Also known as dead beer. This phenomenon usually occurs when large amounts of beer are being ordered.
(This is a Dutch word so the example will be in dutch)
"Kijk! Hij heeft z'n bier net laten incognitiëren."
"Staat daar nou geincognitieerd bier?"
"Is dat bier nou geincognitieerd?"
by Starforce November 24, 2009
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inhotnito

Pronounced: in-hot-neeto
To hide one's hotness as required by the current environment.
Examples:
1) The supermodel went to the store in inhotnito to avoid oogling.

2) The cold weather has pushed all the hotties inhotnito.
by KingJ September 24, 2008
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