teach impediment

The disorder that afflicts public school teachers who are hopelessly incompetent at their job. Also known as pedagogical paralysis.

Unfortunately, Mrs. Hughes has a teach impediment. You will not be learning any algebra in her class this year.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Imperiomaniac

One who is obsessed with power, yet has no intentions to abuse that power. They insist on having it in order to feel safer, typically resulting in the opposite effect if portrayed incorrectly.

He seems like a decent person, but he requested for administrative permissions. I’m not sure I trust him but he might be an imperiomaniac.

by MailBox218 November 5, 2018

impedance

the state of being angry, narcissistic, and totally impedic.

he was stewing in his own IMPEDANCE

by TotalImpedance October 14, 2019

Imperdinant

when you send Medusa’s head to Olympus using Hermes express.

“They’ll think you’re imperdinant.” “I am imperdinant.”

by simpingforleovaldez March 3, 2021

Impemidant

When somebody with a speech impediment, has a speech impediment.

"Don't make fun of me for my speech impemidant!"
"You had, one job-"

by FalSociety August 3, 2024

Immediante

A mix of immediately and pronto. Meaning very important and quickly.

"Get those papers done immediante!" -Your Boss

by arcticword December 21, 2025