IQ

Something to rate how low/high your intelligence is in numbers.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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Yo, that chick's a total IQ! She never sleeps!
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What you don't have.
If you need to define IQ you need professional help. 'Nuff said.
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IQ is the scale of intelligence, the stats are here:

Me - Me
Fucking genius - Einstein
Average - Your lesbian neighbour
Retarded - Women
Useless - Cleverbot
Peter Griffin - Your step-dad
Avg CoD player - You
Living Condom Commercial - Your father
Lil Wayne - Your mother
Me: Hey what's your IQ?
Dumbass: What's IQ?
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measurement of intelligence, lacked by common USA citizens, such as joe sixpack or George bush.
common symptoms of lack of such include redneckness, the use of the word America instead of United States of America, and possession of guns and ammo.
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You really have to lack iq in order to live in USA.

there are some exemptions but they are rare
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Used to rate intelligence. Please see syclone for an example of outstanding IQ.

The opposite of smrat.
That syclone he has a high IQ. He could possibly conquer the known world.
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Intelligence Quotient:
(not quota, or quote, or even quilt)
*an intelligence quota, would be a limit on intelligence!!not a measure of it...!!!
Intelligence QUOTIENT(ratio, fractional value, non whole integer, etc...)
-The ratio generated by dividing your intellectual age by your actual age

-the stanford binet IQ test(the real-notOnlineVersion) was an adapted version of an older less acurate European test...

Also the results of the standard test are graphed a long a bell curve, so there is no IQ below 1 or above 200, 100 is by definition the average IQ
-thus the "average person" has an IQ of 100, not below or above, since this value is assigned based on the average score of those who have taken the test....


*Oh and this test is not generally used on adults though, since the general knowledge of 40 year old is pretty much the same as that of a 60 year old, making it usless for people over a certian age...
A certian (self proclaimed) president of this country, whose name rhymes with George W. Bush, has an IQ on high functional side of mental retardation, around 60 or 70, and probably thinks its called an Intelligent Quota...
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