A large Swedish-based furniture store that sells good quality, modern-styled furniture for much cheaper than most places due to their flat packaging and self-assembled furniture. Ikea stores are sprawling and decorated with an assortment of comfortable furniture arrangements that shoppers can test out, jump on, and go to sleep on. A nice place to shop for good quality and a cozy atmosphere.
Also has a Swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.
Also has a Swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.
by sploppers August 28, 2006
A furniture company that sends delivery men to your house, whose real purpose is to take a huge dump in your toilet.
by Viewtiful Joe January 20, 2005
best furniture store ever. most of the stuff there is from europe and designed by euorpeans. makes taking your stuff home easy because they use the flat packing method.
by skin May 16, 2005
by zoecandeffine September 26, 2011
Something that looks really nice from a distance, but when you get closer, you realize it's actually very cheap.
by frankmace July 20, 2005
Slang for "White People"
by Babe Of Babylon February 15, 2015
A huge warehouse with cheaplooking stuff for your house. ALL and I mean ALL the employees who work at Ikea hate their jobs and the huge, alone, boring atmosphere. They're usually VERY rude and think all the customers are stupid losers. How ironic it is that the stuck up ones who think so, are middle aged and havn't majored in anything useful in college, and are stuck working in retail, let alone Ikea. Try it yourself, ask for help from as many Ikea employees and see how they react to you.
One of the white, old lesbian looking chicks was racsist against me and my father when we were one of the hundreds of people who could work the self-checkout crap.
I wrote letters to Ikea headquarters saying how horrible the customer service is and how mean the employees are, but they never responded.
I wrote letters to Ikea headquarters saying how horrible the customer service is and how mean the employees are, but they never responded.
by Katie Chen December 10, 2006