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When you are hanging out with a girl and she won't allow the "dutch oven", simply con her inside a walk-in closet, shut the door, hold her, and let it rip.
She had issues with me giving her a dutch over, so I took her to IKEA then broke up with her.
by Jet Set Scott October 6, 2010
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