i ready

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion

i ready is very evil

by pugman 24 February 15, 2022

I-Ready

Shitty fucking education platform with tests longer than grindy mobile games.

Ken: What'd you do in math today?

Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.

by Probably_Alive September 14, 2020

I-Ready

"I-Ready educates kids!" Teachers say, Of course they are wrong and if you are looking for any mental disorders, Suicidal thoughts and brain explosion, then use I-ready. This is just for robots and no children should be using this software as this just develops hateful thoughts and procrastination.

Teacher: We are gonna have a pizza party tommarow!
Kids: YAYYAYAYAYY
Teachers mind: NO! MAKE THEM SUFFER! TORTURE THEM!
Teacher: Never mind we are just going to do I-Ready.

by itzcalb766 December 9, 2020

i ready

a terrible website that increases your chance of deipion~suside~sickness~sandness~and much more if it was a place it would be down there and if it was a person it would be saiten if it were extinct there would be world peace if

Mom: Why did you not do I ready

Sam: oh I don't know maybe because it sucks

like if u want this website dead

I HATE I READY

by i ready is trash October 1, 2020

I ready

Imagine you get your brain getting melted and then poured out your ear, thats whtat iready does, and if you have adhd its 500x worse YAYYYAY

I ready its burns your eyes

by I HATE IREADY September 25, 2020

I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

i-Ready

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.

Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"

by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020