drunkenmidget's definitions

mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever

Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

urbandictionary

the website your on right now dipshit

Person: im going to search up urbandictionary on urban dictionary!!
Me: is your head just for decoration or do you just have negative braincells

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

No bitches

the status of having no bitches, similar to maidenless, but different because its more embarassing to be labeled as having no bitches in society then being called maidenless

Friend: wanna go talk to that guy over there?
Me: he has no bitches its too dangerous

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Maidenless

The status of having 0 bitches
like you

Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

whataboutism

A symptom of people who don't really understand how to convey their point, so they resort to saying "What about X??" in order to have the other person understand their point without actually saying anything to make them believe it. We've all been a victim of whataboutism.

Person: What about the fork you threw at me??
Me: shut your whataboutism and go back to bed
Person: its eight in the morning.
Me: so??

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

hurr durr

what comes out of my classmates mouth when they say anything

Teacher: yes? what is your question?
Me: god no
Person next to me: hurr durr hurr durr duhh hurr durr

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Tankie

A person who thinks war is cool and descends into the devious act of communism in order to act upon that interest

Me: hey that guy, he's a tankie
My friend: wanna jump him?

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022