14 definitions by drunkenmidget

Maidenless

The status of having 0 bitches
like you

Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever

Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

hurr durr

what comes out of my classmates mouth when they say anything

Teacher: yes? what is your question?
Me: god no
Person next to me: hurr durr hurr durr duhh hurr durr

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Tankie

A person who thinks war is cool and descends into the devious act of communism in order to act upon that interest

Me: hey that guy, he's a tankie
My friend: wanna jump him?

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

No bitches

the status of having no bitches, similar to maidenless, but different because its more embarassing to be labeled as having no bitches in society then being called maidenless

Friend: wanna go talk to that guy over there?
Me: he has no bitches its too dangerous

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Old people

Similar to a boomer, an old person is an ancient creature from before Christ was born, which explains their evil actions. They usually don't have teeth due to them falling out due to all the cocaine and heroine they did as teenagers. They also probably have brain damage.

Me: omg is tjat an old people!?!?
friend: we should leave

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022