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the status of having no bitches, similar to maidenless, but different because its more embarassing to be labeled as having no bitches in society then being called maidenless
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
Get the No bitches mug.an ancient generation of creatures from 1876 B.C who exist for the pure reason of torturing the younger generations with their pettiness and entitled mentality because they were raised with a fucking silver spoon in their greasy, oily mouths and can't comprehend that other people might also have problems, because they apparently had it soooooo bad.
Old guy: This generation is so bad. I had it so much worse.
Me: bro look at that boomer
Bro: he's so entitled lmaooooo
Me: bro look at that boomer
Bro: he's so entitled lmaooooo
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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Get the Maidenless mug.A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it
The future: please no
The future: please no
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
Get the I-ready mug.The emoji movie is a creation made by demons who came out of hell with the purpose of indoctrinating the children with brain poison in order to turn them into spoiled little shits who throw tantrums when you want them to go away because they have nothing better to do other then play Roblox with their crusty fucking iPads that look like they have living organisms growing on it as a form of pre torture for when 75% of the human populous descends into hell.
Child: I wanna see the emoji movie
Me: no
Child: PAHFVGDSVYUADVYSDVUAYVWDYAVBHUWDVAYUWVDABSUHADBUQWGDBABUYDBASHDBAIHDUIWHIYEIYDGFDHABOHDIOSAHDIOHSAOIBDJASBQUIWDGAUGFUIAVFD
Me: no
Child: PAHFVGDSVYUADVYSDVUAYVWDYAVBHUWDVAYUWVDABSUHADBUQWGDBABUYDBASHDBAIHDUIWHIYEIYDGFDHABOHDIOSAHDIOHSAOIBDJASBQUIWDGAUGFUIAVFD
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
Get the The Emoji Movie mug.A symptom of people who don't really understand how to convey their point, so they resort to saying "What about X??" in order to have the other person understand their point without actually saying anything to make them believe it. We've all been a victim of whataboutism.
Person: What about the fork you threw at me??
Me: shut your whataboutism and go back to bed
Person: its eight in the morning.
Me: so??
Me: shut your whataboutism and go back to bed
Person: its eight in the morning.
Me: so??
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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