No bitches

the status of having no bitches, similar to maidenless, but different because its more embarassing to be labeled as having no bitches in society then being called maidenless
Friend: wanna go talk to that guy over there?
Me: he has no bitches its too dangerous
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no
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Maidenless

The status of having 0 bitches
like you
Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser
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Dog

me: dog
friend: yes
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Cringe

When you see something so terrible, so revolting, that it physically makes your body unintentionally move into a C shape, which is why cringe starts with a C actually
Me: thats cringe bruv
My friend: never say that again or i will remove your spine and use it as a clothes hanger.
Me: okay
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mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever
Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation
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urbandictionary

Person: im going to search up urbandictionary on urban dictionary!!
Me: is your head just for decoration or do you just have negative braincells
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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