Maidenless

The status of having 0 bitches
like you

Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

No bitches

the status of having no bitches, similar to maidenless, but different because its more embarassing to be labeled as having no bitches in society then being called maidenless

Friend: wanna go talk to that guy over there?
Me: he has no bitches its too dangerous

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Boomer

an ancient generation of creatures from 1876 B.C who exist for the pure reason of torturing the younger generations with their pettiness and entitled mentality because they were raised with a fucking silver spoon in their greasy, oily mouths and can't comprehend that other people might also have problems, because they apparently had it soooooo bad.

Old guy: This generation is so bad. I had it so much worse.
Me: bro look at that boomer
Bro: he's so entitled lmaooooo

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Dog

puppy :)

me: dog
friend: yes

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Cringe

When you see something so terrible, so revolting, that it physically makes your body unintentionally move into a C shape, which is why cringe starts with a C actually

Me: thats cringe bruv
My friend: never say that again or i will remove your spine and use it as a clothes hanger.
Me: okay

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever

Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022