Daddyism

the state of being obsessed with your dad or daddy.

Person 1: What's your diagnosis?
Doctor: Well, you have a severe case of daddyism
Person 1: NOooOOOoOOOOo

by URMOMMY:D October 21, 2022

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Congrats, you have been awarded the "most bored person to ever use the computer" Great Job!

Guy: qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbytg

Kid: Mom, i think im in danger, i have approached the mythical creature "super bored guy" HEEEEEEELLLLLP"

by URMOMMY:D February 25, 2022

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you must be soooo bored to the point where peeing on a dog seems fun...
You have finally unlocked the master boredom
Done by typing the first 4 letters on keyboard vertically (first 2 rows), then typing the bottom row and repeat. If you found this, congrats...
*Error*

Steve: qawszxedrfcvtgyhnujikmolp
Tommy: AHHHH NOOO

by URMOMMY:D March 02, 2023

Ben Dover

( bend over) lol

A: My teacher's name is ben dover
B: :0

by URMOMMY:D February 28, 2022

I-Ready

a cursed website from the depths of hell.

Kid 1:*Moans*my teacher wants me to do I-Ready
Kid 2: Salute!

by URMOMMY:D September 27, 2022

Something Noodly

sluuurping something noodly

Teacher: So a room without gravity is a vacuum.
Kids: Okaaayyyyy?
Teacher: So it does this *SSSSSsSssssLLLLllLllllUuUUUrrrRPPppps*
Kids: 😬
5 Mins Later
Teacher: So it's kinda like "something noodly"
One Kid: Dang, i think she's been practicing
Other kid: it must of been hot in there

by URMOMMY:D March 03, 2022

Lucas

I HATE when people mistake this name for Luca or Lucus, which are it's common mispellings. A person with this name is very bright, as the name means "bringer of light". This guy may also be very short tempered and impatient

Person 1: so we can hire either Lucas or Deez nuts
Person 2: Let's go with Lucas
Person 1: Sure, he's a little impatient tho
Person 2: lol, it's ok

by URMOMMY:D November 08, 2022