No I'm Josh

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer

"Are you high?" "No I'm Josh"

by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

no I won't make out with you

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...

Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"

by Dassh October 3, 2004

no i

No u autocorrected to no i. The ultimate self insult

*texting*
Jack:ur mom gay
John:no u
*autocorrects to no i *
*John inplodes*

by Mimimyu1 March 19, 2018

I have no friends

When all your friends think they're too cool for you and leave you.

(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.

by Blonde_jelyfish March 12, 2017

I'm no jazz blogger

Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.

Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.

by zndnc July 15, 2011

there's no i in team

A cliche that needs to die.

Well, yeah, but there's no u either, so shut up!

by Doc Sigma May 19, 2004

No I Don't Think I Will

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.

Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will

by Saint of words October 22, 2019