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halitosis hypnosis

The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.
Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."

Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
by blumehauser October 15, 2009
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Hiptosis Milosis

Hiptosis Milosis

Hiptosis Milosis is a very rare disease to all the non support a creator code "KingRAGE" users. This can lead to not winning any games of fortnite, having bad luck, and a small PP. the only way to treat this disease is to be using code "KingRAGE"
I diagnose you with a rare disease of Hiptosis Milosis. I'm afraid you are now a BOT
(PLS EXCEPT)
by Dr.Not KingRAGE July 30, 2019
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Hypnosis Phantastica

n. The highest feeling of euphoria,and the hallucinating experience under the influence of a psychedelic substance. The feeling is usually indescribable using adjectives.
When Chris ate the mushrooms he found in the pasture, he soon experienced true hypnosis phantastica.
by CD F September 20, 2022
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horny hypnosis

Horny hypnosis is when you literally jerk off to anything and everything while horny. Like, literally anything. Anything from My Little Pony sex all the way to some dark web bondage nugget porn
Dave: Dude, last night I rubbed one out to some really weird shit.. I don't know what got over me...

Paul: Bro, what you had was a bad case of horny hypnosis
by Purplebedsheets June 17, 2019
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Erotic Hypnosis

Having sex without even bein touched, how brave.
"I tryied erotic hypnosis!"

"You stayed in that room 5 minutes."
by GanonPianeti December 2, 2021
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Wikipedia Hypnosis

When somebody goes onto Wikipedia to find a specific piece of information and, usually via wikilinks, ends up going off track and going through a bunch of unrelated articles. This can be common among students who have a low attention span or other focus issues.
Person: Hey dude, Imma go onto Wikipedia to find when the Soviet Union collapsed.
Dude: OK, just don't lose track of time.
*20 minutes later*
Person: How am I on an article about racism in Australia?!
Dude: Wikipedia Hypnosis, I presume? You've gotta work on your focus, man.
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Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!
Bo must of been under "Gypsy Hypnosis" when he agreed to lend Kevin $150 while they were in Vegas.
by Ben October 18, 2005
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