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1.Big gas guzzler 4x4 that was used to carry 8 or 10 military personnel but now americans buy them in order that they themselves will be able to fit inside given their enormous flab to body tissue ratio. Are used to state that the person is big (in more ways than one) and that they can afford to waste millions of $ on a vehicle that does about 1/4 of a mile per gallon.

2.Stupid overly-patriotic american blowjob in which the unfortunate female (or often male) to be subjected to the tedious and mundane task of first finding the man's tiny cock under the mass of flab then puts it in their mouth and sucks it whilst humming the star spangled banner, causing the tiny vibration in his or her lips to increase the pleasure induced by roughly 0.000000001%.
1. Oh, normal cars are so hard to get into - the amount of space you get is only 1 metre wide! I'll buy a hummer. And i'll add my kids in there to add more weight so it goes faster and is more fuel efficient.

2. How apt is this - the act of singing the American national anthem while sucking a fat man's cock and making him ejaculate all over your face. God bless America.
hummer by snack88 August 29, 2005
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A vehicle driven by stuck-up wealthy people for leisure, or by people who need to drive over rugged terrain. A cheap rip-off of the military Humvee. The $50,000-ish Hummer H2 is more popular than the $120,000 Hummer H1.
Haha, look at that moron in the Hummer. Doubt he ever actually uses it on rough terrain, that poor fuck.
hummer by Anonymous August 15, 2003
n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.
danny elfman

"life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins
hummer by b. simpson June 12, 2007
1. A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys who'd crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks.

2. A blowjob
1. 10 bucks that hummer only sees off-road when that dumb bitch backs into a flowerbed.

2. Mary gave me a damn good hummer last night.
hummer by Dennisisevil December 28, 2005
A completely worthless gas pig piece of crap. A status symbol built for armchair soldiers and idiots who are trying to look cool.
A Hummer sucks gas, sucks crap, and sucks dirt. They suck.
Hummer by AntiGop May 15, 2005
A spasticated, wannabe, faggotmobile civilian copycat military vehicle.
''Damn lad, what the fuck you doing in that? Where'dya nick it? The RAF base? You fuckin pussy!''
hummer by rafa May 6, 2003
A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.
Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."
Hummer by AFHorses September 13, 2005