Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

Holy Shiite

1.A pseudo-expletive usually preceding and exclamation point.
2.a compound adjective used to described something that is of the religious Shiite muslim faith

1. Student 1)Holy Shiite! I bombed that test on Muslim feminist theatre
Student 2) That totally sucks, dude.
2.Newspaper headline- Iraq insurgents bomb holy Shiite shrine

by prague1 May 21, 2006

Holy Fucking Tits

When Holy Fucking Shit just won't cover it.

HOLY FUCKING TITS BATMAN!!

by ExDonnie May 17, 2010

Holy juice

The ejaculate of a person of high ranking. Normally a member of the ruling classes or clergy.

Lord Hazelmere unleashed a fountain of hot spaff all over the marble floor. He hauled himself back into his trousers and left the room. From the shadows, his man-servant emerged with a Tupperware box and scooped up the holy juice for safe keeping.

‘’That’s some good keeps’’ he chuckled.

by Herbert Schweffe August 13, 2018

holy carp

Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.

"My test results came back positive"

"HOLY CARP!"

by ChubbyD February 15, 2010

holy freakin crap

an expression used to explain when something is insanely cool,scary,wierd,odd,funny,bizzare,or just plain awesome.

"HOLY FREAKIN CRAP!! Did you see that???!!!"

by xerinx August 31, 2007

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011