The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
Get the Egyptian Hotpocketmug. when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep
My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.
by Kooch30 January 29, 2010
Get the houston hotpocketmug. When you go to a hotel un-fold the fold out couch and take a shit on it. You then fold it up for the next person.
by dcarp April 2, 2011
Get the Charlotte Hotpocketmug. by merpderple October 22, 2014
Get the Harvard Hotpocketmug. A party only consisting of girls or women, or at lease overwhelmingly dominant in girls or women. The feminine version of sausagefest.
by MakeAmends March 2, 2009
Get the Hotpocket Partymug. Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.
by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010
Get the mexican hotpocketmug. when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes
Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!
by Emobubbles August 18, 2010
Get the Hotpocket Herpesmug.