hooper

a tweaker; someone so jacked up on speed that they run around in circles.

Hoopers love to take stuff apart but they never put it back together; they probably have no food in their kitchen.... Courtney Love, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, the guy who cried for Britney = hoopers

hooper by srw SVOP January 28, 2008

Hooper Hooper 

A basketball player who is better than average people that just hoops.

1) “I’m not a hooper hooper, I’m just a hooper.”

2) “That man broke his ankle, he might be hooper hooper”

Hooper Hooper by Shoki the future millionaire June 28, 2020

Hooper Family 

A family of professional hula-hoopers.

I saw a Hooper Family at the beach yesterday.

Hooper Family by Rose likes pie November 23, 2009

hooper trap 

When something looks hella good, but it's really a whole bunch of bullshit . When one of your friends or a human tries to put you in a trap because it looks good.

Your trying to hooper trap me?
That's a hooper trap like on my life.

hooper trap by Pauline V April 25, 2017

Hooper-licker 

Someone who is known to be a vandal, and rather troublesome.

He's a real Hooper-licker.

Hooper-licker by Gotta give me a game plan March 19, 2021

Hooper Hog

A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.

Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?

Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?

Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.

Hooper Hog by mikethehooper17 May 22, 2022

Hooper File 

The file where everything lost goes.

I filed that shit in the hooper file.

Hooper File by Hell In Utopia September 10, 2009