homoantiqophobe

These guys are homophobic and are also terrified of antique shops. They are extremely concerned about being perceived as gay and they try to cover it up by standing with their arms crossed looking into space. Sometimes they whistle. If there are other homoantiqophobes in the store, they stand and talk about useless sports scores. It is fun to try to talk about antiques with them. They usually have NRA or NFL jerseys and caps on.

"Get a load of the homoantiqophobes over there. Watch this: "Hey, handsome, check out these lovely teacups and saucers." "Hey, I'm not gay. Okay?" Man, these guys must LOVE victoria's secret.

by running out of patience April 19, 2008

Homo Phobian

A species that resemble humans (Homo Sapiens) but is less intelligent because they don't have the Sapien part which means wise. They can be easily distinguished by foul behaviors such as throwing their feces at Homo Sapiens, especially when the Homo Sapiens wears rainbow accessories. Rainbow triggers them like muleta triggers bulls, they get maaaaaddddd.

Ewww a Homo Phobian threw his poo on my new jacket...

by Yodalollollol March 26, 2022

homo bakchodian

a term used for a genetically mutated species of humans , who use to chat non-sense alot. They are hear in the world to spread BAKCHODI around the world. & beware! they can make u like themselves by chating with you i.e. it is a commutative disease.

World is full of Homo Bakchodian

by udit dash May 19, 2018

full homo

When you say something gay as fuck and completely mean it

Gay guy: that dude is hot, full homo.

by aliciap04 April 23, 2019

homeopal

A homeopathic friend, that is, the smaller the dose, the better they are.

Ben: Oh no, here comes Steve!
Sally: I thought he was your friend?
Ben: Oh no, just a homeopal.

Sally: Better in small doses?
Ben: Spot on. Quick, let's jump down this manhole.

by drlukeyboy August 11, 2009

homo bro

A straight guy who is good friends with a gay man (The male version of a fag hag).

Meet Andy, he is my homo bro.

by crescent_fresh November 9, 2006

National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Guy in need of coochie October 26, 2019